maybelletea:

I won’t say I’m in love.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “NEVER SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT STORE PROMOTIONS.”

Bottom Text: “AS WHEN THE CUSTOMER IS ON THE PHONE.”]

“Oh, you’re on your phone? That’s fine, that’s fine, but, hey, have you heard about our current promo on 2 for 12 tank tops? No? We have a pile of them on that table over there! Did you get a chance to visit our sale section? No? It’s right over there you should look if you get a chance. We just put out some fresh markdowns this morning! All of our underwear is 4 for 11.50, if you pass by the lingerie section! Did you check out any of our yellow tag deals today? They’re great prices! Can I interest you in a lip gloss for 1.80$? No? How about a pocket mirror for 3.80$? No? Okay. Well just to let you know, you do have 21 days to exchange or get a store credit, but we don’t do any refunds. You just have to remember to keep the tags attached, have the receipt, and it can’t be coated in cat hair or smell funny, you know how it is right, haha. By the way these necklaces, like all our jewellery, are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. Thanks for shopping with us! Have a good day!”

Most of my coworkers, when getting phone addicts, just won’t talk, and will circle the receipt so that if the customer tries to refund, we know they weren’t paying attention. Me, I won’t shut up. I will interrupt happily with my shpeal and I don’t really need to breathe much when I really get into it. Pretty much 100% of the time they end the call, and I’m relatively quiet through the rest of the transaction :D

This. I do this. Makes me happy every time. Oh motha-fucka gonna ignore me so you can talk to your friend about what Julie said at book club last week? Let me be extremely loud and persistent about making sure you hear and acknowledge everything I’m saying to you about everything that Kohl’s has to offer. Yeah, fuck you bitch, I can be rude, too. :D

Fuck off, flirting is hard when you’re nuts.

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moxycrimefighter:

HI There Ultimate GPOY

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “DREAMING ABOUT”

Bottom Text: “YOUR JOB”]

I was talking about this tonight. We have a very specific order in which to ask what a customer wants on their sub, and a woman who had five of them for me to make was laughing about that when we got to the last one. “Can you say that in your sleep at this point?” “Most likely! You know you’re here too much, though, when you actually dream about being at work.” And that got my coworker and I talking about dreams we’ve had about work.

I think I realized that I had a problem when, on Christmas morning, I dreamed about being at work. Nothing special was happening, it was just a dream about an ordinary night at work. It hurt my soul a little.

Happens to me all the time. Fucking hate it.

albinwonderland:

typette:

thedailywhat:

Comic Book Boycott of the Day: Conservative group One Million Moms is at it again, directing its not-quite-a-million members to boycott Marvel and DC Comics due to recent announcements from both companies about their futures of their gay characters.

DC has revealed that a major character is soon going to come out as gay, while Marvel announced the engagement of superhero Northstar to his boyfriend, Kyle.

These events don’t sit will with One Million Moms, whose anti-gay agenda has also led them to protest the wedding of Archie Comics’ first gay character, Kevin Keller.

“Children desire to be just like superheroes,” said the group in a statement. “Children mimic superhero actions and even dress up in costumes to resemble these characters as much as possible. Can you imagine little boys saying, ‘I want a boyfriend or husband like X-Men?’”

The statement goes on to accuse the publishers of trying to “indoctrate [sic] impressionable young minds.”

Marvel and DC have yet to respond to the homophobic comments.

[towleroad.]”

I literally just added this to my pull list and I don’t even read this run

PINK HAIR DON’T CARE

WTF One Million Moms! Seriously, gtfo. If a little boy wants a boyfriend like a character he idolizes in a comic book HE SHOULD BE FUCKING ABLE TO! Jesus. If he’s gay, he’s gay, if he’s not, he’s not and seeing that it’s okay for superheros to be gay, too, isn’t going to change it, it just might make it easier for him to love himself for it.

I realize that no one on tumblr is going to argue this point with me, I just felt the need to rant a bit.

One Million Moms is getting on my last nerve.

tinyfacts:

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twotwentyonebbakerst:

iwishihadametalheart:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

And it is honestly that simple.

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